Hello there… Sarah B here… Got a moment???


Artist Gregory Hergert Hello to all…I am Sarah B and you probably have been receiving my Blogs for a while now as I am coming up on one year of writing them in November…  I find different topics bring different readers and if you are taking the time to read them…  Then you must be as off kilter as I am…  for me to write them… and for you to comment on them… you must get them…  So sad, yet so fun…  I am someone who will actually “write out loud”… what often crosses your mind… Yet you don’t the balls or lack the couth to verbally say it not only out loud, but most times to anyone other than that special person inside your head…  You know who I am talking about… right???  We all got one baby… it is just a matter of if you are willing to admit it and let that special person out… or keep that person on lock down in side your head…

My suggestion is to slowly unlock that person inside your little peanut head…  let them out from time to time and you will find life can be a bit more entertaining and a whole lot more fun!!!  Sarah B likes to let that person out on a daily basis and take em for a walk thru any public place and then will write about those experiences… The world is full of humor… both Dark and Bright… Clean and Gutter… However… the real world is what Sarah B likes to write about… If you feel that you need fluff and buff this is not the “blog” for you… There is no fluff or buff when I talk about someone’s big ole cracker jack ass… And honey… look around and you will see lots of that once you take those damn rose color glasses off and start seeing things for how they really are…  Life isn’t fluff… it is more buff and it is the buff that is a hell of a lot more fun if you just let yourself enjoy it…and laugh about it!!!

I really wanted to take a moment to introduce myself for those of you from Twitter, Facebook and forwards that are starting to see the blog…  It is not a PC Blog… as the fucking word is NOT PC Baby… if you think it is… then you should read further into some of the past blogs that have been written… take a drive to the local Mall, Wal-Mart or even down the local Grocery store and really look around, pull your head outta your ass and your own self-absorbed world and open those ears and eyes baby and enjoy the  freak show of the real world…  you don’t need to turn on the TV for reality TV… it surrounds you and that is fun and it is what makes Sarah B Tick and write…  You… cuz you are part of that world!!!  So, don’t be surprised if at some point in reading one of my blogs… you have to stop and think… Hey… WTF…  I did that today… was that little bitch hanging over my shoulder and writing about me???  Perfect me???  Damn her… LOL… that is half the fun… learning to except that you are NO different than the rest of us and the real world… I just put it out there for the rest of us to laugh you for it!!!  After all, I am Sarah B… So please take a few minutes and share some your thoughts and I will write about it and it will be fun and you may or may not like the spin… but one thing is for sure… Someone will and someone will be sitting back laughing their fucking asses off secretly admitting to themselves…that they do that same thing or have done it..  

So, now you know just a tiny bit about this Blog… just enough to peak your interest… However… what I really want is to hear about your day!!!  Everyone is interesting and has something fun to share…  My job is to put it out there… So share…

Ciao

Sarah B

The Sarah B Crew

You two have choices… Take it… Or… Leave it…


It has been brought to my attention recently by a very smug Asshole.. (oops… outside fingers again!!!)   That there are only two choices…  They are “Take It or Leave It”… WTF is that all about???  I mean for real…  Take it??? What are we supposed to take and what are we “taking it” with…  A nice jar of something to play slip and slide with???  That can be an interesting ride… A shot of whiskey???  Or do did they mean, take it from where ever we could get it from…. It that is the case…  Then I am still confused as to what it is that we are supposed to take…  Hello… Please clue me in…   If I am going to take it, then I want it with a glass of wine… ( of course ) but in my neighborhood baby cakes, we don’t have nice glasses of wine… we happen to have some gut rock lame ass… sweet pink shit you get down at the corner store and because your broke ass doesn’t have a car to drive yourself to the store and your neighbors run and hide when they see you walking their way… there simply are no other options for you but to walk on up to the store and pay twice as much as you would if you could drive and buy the “sweet” pink shit so you can take it…  Shit baby, I am still confused as to what the fuck you are taking???  Oh.. shit man …I am really freaking slow…  it is all of the above… 

You are taking it because your ass is so lame, that you don’t have any other options baby…. you gotta get the slip and slide stuff out, grab the big jug of pink shit… pour it into your “big gulp” cup and swallow…A lot…cuz… you are about to take it… and it is the only way you are gonna get it…  Enjoy…( I think??? )  I will take a pass on the ride you are on and see what “leave it” is all about…

Leave it… Leave it…Leave it… Hmm…. I am not feeeeling it!!!  What is being left???  Who is being left???  WTF am I supposed to leave???  Leave what???  Take it or Leave it… Well, we know that “take it” sure as hell doesn’t sound like anything but a slippery ride down south with some pink shit to numb you up…  So… leave it must be… the opposite???  Don’t buy into the slip and slide ride and instead choose to leave it behind and make the choice to …what???   Leave…the excuses behind… leave the fears of failure behind and leave the bad habits behind… So… “Leave It” could mean… actually leaving behind all the things in your life that stop your from moving forward and succeeding and achieving your dreams and goals… and if you don’t “Leave It” then you will be forced to “Take It”… and just what does that get you in life…  no where and that sounds pretty fucking miserable sweet cheeks…

Choices are yours and yours only…  You can Take it or Leave it… Whatcha gonna do baby???  I am leaving it and moving on down the line to find that something that you can’t find in life by taking it…  After all you are the only one who is responsible for your own actions… you can take the slippery road or you can make your own way…  and leave it behind… care to join me???

Ciao Bella…. Boring Sarah B today…

 I am Leaving It!