New Years Flu… Did You Get It Too???


You so sick girl...

You so sick girl...

Well… here you are… the second week of the New Year that I sprinkled in Fairy dust for you and now look at you…  All coughing and hacking up a storm… missed 3 days of work so far to boot…. All because you have the New Years Flu…  Couldn’t keep your mouth to yourself that night now could you???

Had to go out and get all snazzied up in your finest of duds and baby, I really do mean “duds”… in case you are not sure what I am talking about, then perhaps you need to check out the latest Wally World email floating around in your inbox at work…. To see what I mean by duds… oh, wait that would require you to be at work, nope not you…and why aren’t you at work… cuz you are sick… you got it bad… you ache and feel like crap…

Well your dumb wide ass deserves it, yes it does, if you have not drank so many wine coolers that night, yanking your shirt up to show us your setters instead of pointers, all proud of those low riders…girl, where the hell was your bra that night by the way.???    Seems you were the one who wanted to climb on top of the table and dance the New Years in… and dance you did, till the leg cracked and we caught you on the way down… which reminds me, you owe someone a thank you for being there to break your fall…ouch!!!

If you hadn’t from 11:30 – midnight proceeded to work the room, bouncing up and down, swinging too and fro… going from one person to the other… giving them the option of being flashed or kissed… who would have thought a girl could get so many kisses in one night… not that you should take that as a compliment…. Well there you have it, now you are sick with the New Years Eve flu… from all the closeness with 28 of your newest best friends… who passed along some New Years Eve cheer to you as well… now you are in the hole from missing work and your dignity gone till the Valentine party you throw all the single people including yourself…

Well Sarah’s suggestion for that event is to not invite her and to try the Brown Bottle Flu instead… nice way to start the New Year off….

 

Ciao,

A catty Sarah B just because she can…

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SarahsViews Welcomes 2012…


Bringing good Fairy dust to The New Year...

Hello World…  SarahsViews here… been a while since I have written much…  seems 2011 got the best of me as well as the rest of the world with all the downers and depressions going on…  Lots of misfortunes and sad news came out of 2011…  So I have sent this SarahsView Fairy to you to brush away the negative tone of 2011 and dust you all with “positive” fairy dust and good thoughts going forward into 2012…

We can dust away the bad economy, because it is an election year an miraculously things always improve in January of an election year, so come on all that negative political TV ads to come in March… until then enjoy what is being said to be a turn around economy, after all we all spent our earnings in November and December to give a boost the the consumer index… Sarah isn’t always clueless… she helped as well in that area…

In 2012, we will find many positive changes ahead, it is all in how you look at it, we are seeing less volatility in the real estate sector, seems you can buy a house these days for 49 cents on the dollar, so count your lucky stars if you are a seller and didn’t have to drop to 38 cents on the dollar, those banks will give you houses in 2012 at this rate…

We seen a report that employers are wanting to hire in 2012…   Yes sir they are, why wouldn’t they hire you… you have been out of work so long, they can get you for minimum wage…  who cares if you were making $125K 3 years ago… 3 years ago, you could have sold your house of 300% over the actual value, if you didn’t sell and bank the money then shame on you and take the job and thank the Fairy, as eventually they will pay you a going wage and it beats the alternative…. so yes they will be hiring…

We will see Stocks continue to rise, why not…they are pennies on the dollar as well, so buy em if you can… see good things will happen in 2012, better yet, maybe everything will be 1% interest… nah, this Fairy ain’t that good…

So count your lucky stars you made it through 2011 and are looking down at the daisies and not up at them… 2012 is really a year of positive change and for that to happen it is a matter of how you approach the new year…

So shut up, buck up, step up and keep your chin up and take on 2012 with vigor and a positive approach and you will be fine…

Ciao… Sarah

Sprinkling Fairy Dust Whenever I Can...