How Old Are You…Really???

They say age is simply just a number…well I think those dirty bastards are lying and it is really the best way to mind fuck yourself into doing or not doing something stupid in your life…

Let’s talk about your 20’s…  You think you are on top of the world… your ass is as perky as your tits and your dick, while as hard a rock… is quick to react and or should I say… over react… and really seems to think that being  “six-shooter” is something to be proud of…  NOT!!! The problem is that in your 20’s you think you are invincible, hot and can do anything you fucking want to…  Well… you are hot!!!  But… you are not invincible and doing anything you fucking want to do will bite you in the ass a few decades later…  While you are “perky”… you are also as dumb as a sack of rocks and believe anything that flies out the mouth of  “Mr. quick fire”…  neither of you have a fucking clue and the sad part is you aren’t going to know that for quite some time to come… and all your actions, desires and impulses are only going to haunt you for decades… My advice is to keep your box on lock down… your six-shooter… well covered to protect against “future” unplanned college educations you will both now have to figure out how to finance…  I can say all of this… cuz I was 20 something once…

Ahh… the undesired number 30…is next… OMG!!! You are now “30”…where did your youth go???  Inside as I type this… I am laughing my ass off because you are an idiot!!!  Your youth is still there and your 30’s…well, lets say these will be some of the worst years of your life… They will suck!!!  Suck like a “Hoover” baby… speaking of Babies… let’s talk about them… Did you cover that thing or lock it down???  Nope???  Great… Now you are saddled to someone who used to have perky tits and a tight ass… and used to have a full head of hair on his head that seems to be moving down his back… while you two shuffle your life around now, not 1 but 2 children because after all… you were in your 20’s and full of  “Gum Drops and Rainbows”  and look where the pot of gold has gotten you now…  You “just” had to have each other… now you “hate” each other… neither of you can get a decent job cuz… you didn’t finish your degree cuz you became baby makers… or as I call them… breeders…  In an attempt to save your marriage you decide to pop out  a 3rd child…  What a bright move that is…  Now you have attached yourself to this person you really want to escape for an additional 18 plus years, you idiots…  Good luck…  it only gets worse… It isn’t until you finally part company… screw anything that walks for a months  ( years for those who are really slow to figure it out ) while trying to regain the youth of your 20’s back… your perky breast are now sitting a bit lower and your ass resembles last weeks cottage cheese…  However… you have spent so much time being a partner and parent… that at least you still have your wardrobe from your 20’s and your hair style… or at least she does… He is starting to expose a bit more forehead… and or has shaved his head… his ass has now sunk in and he his starting to get man boobs that are perkier than hers… (ooh!!)   Now as you near the end of your 30’s… you are about to enter a new phase of mind fuck…  I know this cuz…I was 30 something once…

Your 40’s…  Let’s talk about this interesting phase of your life…  You now want to be 20 again ( You Idiot!!!)… They do say today that your 40’s are the new 20’s… so you now have justification to act 20…right???  Does that also mean the true 20 year olds are really not there to compete with you as you try to buy their clothes and cars???  Or keep up with them at the gym, the language, the hair styles, or and or and or… I will say this…  Your 40’s are the best decade of your life as of yet…  You have the confidence to finally be who you really are… should have been or wanted to be and you don’t give a rats ass about what anyone else thinks.  You are the new 20’s and if you were smart…  you either divorced well or learned how to make a good living so you can remove those signs of aging…  You have figured out that you don’t need anyone or anything for during your 40’s as you are quite capable of entertaining yourself or finding anyone of any age to entertain youand as for you men… you now can buy that special car, get a great fake tan, go to the gym and nail that 20 something-year-old for the night.. but good luck… because remember the sand trap you got yourself into at 20 and how it happened???  You were screwing a 20-year-old then and you just finished paying your kids college education… hopefully you snipped it and won’t repeat THAT mistake again… what we come to realize in both men and women at this age is that sex with younger folks or just anyone… isn’t anything compared to someone of the same confidence and mental caliber that comes with someone mentally in age and drive to them… that shit goes a lot further in the bedroom and in a life partner than  those perky tits and a 6 shooter… that is what you learn in your 40’s…  And again… I am 40 something…so I can say this… and not give a shit if you care about what I write about or not…

I don’t know about the 50’s yet… but I am sure they are marketing those blue pills for just that reason and I will be the first to stand in line for them… for 60’s and beyond… we will just have to wait and see…

Ciao Bell… 40 Something Sarah B…


  1. Barney-J · November 1, 2009

    Gee Sarah, Cant wait to hear about the 50’s… Guess I will have to anxiously wait a few years! 🙂 🙂

  2. Seymour Robin · November 1, 2009

    Well Missy Barney J…. from what I have heard.. they are pretty damn good then we start going backwards like we are 20 again… Damn… Better get our fun in while we still can!! Ciao… Sarah B…

  3. Sue · November 2, 2009

    Happy B-Day Sarah B

  4. Seymour Robin · November 2, 2009

    Why thank you Sweet Sue!!

  5. The Ball Brothers · November 2, 2009

    The 50s are great. No one will will hire you because you are too old so you have to start a chain of porn websites and become independantly wealthy. Thank God that the internet doesn’t ask your age!

  6. Yolanda · November 2, 2009

    I see you have allot to say about the 40s. Feeling a bit old are we? How was your birthday old timer? 🙂

  7. Seymour Robin · November 2, 2009

    NO kidding!!! However, can I help you out with that website???

  8. Seymour Robin · November 2, 2009

    Sarah B’s birthday was freaking great…. she is grateful she isn’t 20 something.. chasing her tail… 30 something… chasing a kid and crying and loving her 40s’ cuz she doesn’t need to chase anyone! Ciao..

  9. PK · November 4, 2009

    Couldn’t have said it better sister… the beat goes on … as I quickly approach the 50’s chapter of life – I gotta say… it’s looking good and I can’t wait!

  10. Seymour Robin · November 5, 2009

    Oh Missy PK… we know you are NOT about to enter your 5th decade…you are just looking for a birthday party!!! You gotta wait a while longer, like a few more years.. Ciao.. Sarah B..

  11. Valarina · November 5, 2009

    LOL…. well, you called this one! For me, being in my late 20’s….. I am going to make my 30’s as you say the 40’s are! No point in wasting another decade….

  12. Seymour Robin · November 5, 2009

    You go girl…. You can pass go and go directly to Jail if you decide to do your 30’s, cuz I ain’t lying about em…. skip to your 40s!!! Ciao.. Sarah B…

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