Marvin…what are you thinking…

You know sometimes we have to wonder about Mr. Marvin…  Marvin sent over some ideas about all his wisdom’s, because he thinks he is all that and more… so SarahsViews decided to do a piece about it Marvin, calling it… Marvin’s wisdom’s with a Sarah Bite…  Please enjoy and if you have some wisdom to throw this direction, send em on over baby…  Here we go…

Marvin Says… Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong…   Sarah Says… WTF… You clearly haven’t picked the right topic.. Never argue about something until you know you got your own back and ass covered!  And you are NEVER wrong… haven’t you learned anything from reading Sarah…

Marvin Says…There is a GREAT need for a “sarcasm” font…  Sarah Say…  You think????  They call that Caps ON… Caps Off… Ever really use your crackberry closely or your laptop, or are you one of those who still type on all Caps???

Marvin Says… How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said???  Sarah Says…  You are just way to freaking nice… What???  WTF did you just say…. is more likely what would come flying out Sarah’s mouth …loudly!!!

Marvin Says…  Map Quest really needs to start their directions at #5…  I am pretty sure I know how to get out of my own freaking neighborhood…  Sarah Says… Map Quest is assuming that you had a wild night out, you drank some shots, you table danced and showed all the gals and fellas your hairy ass chest… before falling into your car and following someone you may or may not know home ( fuck, Marvin.. I really hope it was at least a Gal, Oh Marvin )…  Waking up in a strange bed… not knowing where you are…  seeing some hair peak out of the sheets next to you… clearly you are to afraid to lift them up to see who / what is under them… quietly picking up your own clothes, sneaking out the front door… turning on your Crack Berry and looking at the address on the house and street sign and Map Questing your drunk ass home to “SHOWER” and have some coffee…  So, Please… don’t blame map quest for your wild nights!  It can’t read your dumb ass mind…

Marvin Says…Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died…  Sarah Says…  Marvin, Marvin, Oh Marvin… Please get a life!!!  Do you really have so much extra time on your hands that you are reading the obituaries or are you on the hunt for a new gal and checking out the old dudes that clicked off so you can scope out a “sugar mama”…. HMMM…actually, that doesn’t sound like such a bad idea… Maybe, Sarah will start reading them too…

Marvin Says… I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower and THEN turn on the water…  Sarah Says…  This explains the true meaning of an “Innie”… Whew!!!  No wonder sex in the shower doesn’t really work all that well…

Marvin Says…It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood….  Sarah Says… You think???  WTF… But then, all those “anti” signs carriers hanging around out front would have to then change their signs and slogans and then… you know… it would upset the whole balance of being told you can or can not do something and well… We all know that it just won’t work… So let’s not fuck with what is already a fun topic to fuck with… cuz… then if we keep fucking …well… then you know; there will be this whole trip to Unplanned… and on and on… so, Sarah Says… let’s leave this whole topic alone…  No one will win this one…

Marvin Says…Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what to do with it… Sarah Says… UH… Uh… you are kidding right???   Go ask a 15 year old, give them a computer and let them go at it… they will educate your old ass and you are showing your age Sweetie…

Marvin Says…I hate it when I “just” miss a call on the last ring…. but when I immediately call back, it rings.. 9 times and then goes to voicemail… What do you after I don’t answer???  Drop the phone and run away???  Sarah Says….NO, Dumb Ass!!!  They are teaching you a lesson… You won’t answer their call…So, they are on to the next one who will pick up, cuz they are hungry, horny, she wants some wine and a really good time… So, Marvin.. you just got screwed outta getting screwed by being way to  slow on the pick up… Honey, you gotta step it up to “get it up” baby…  Meow…

Ciao Bella… Sarah B…


  1. The Ball Brothers · September 4, 2009

    Sarah, I hope you are someone’s mother-in-law and they are petiified that you will be moving in some day soon.


  2. Seymour Robin · September 4, 2009

    Hey BB…..where have you been??? Does BB stand for Blue Balls??? Love ya baby…. Ciao….

  3. Matt · September 4, 2009

    When “Sarah’s” ass gets too old to handle herself shes more than welcome in my home! anyfuckinways OMG I laughed so hard reading this today though Im still waiting for Sarahs view on the blight of our country “TWEEKERS”. By the way excuse me for bein a total tard, who is Marvin?-he sounds like a ????

  4. The Ball Brothers · September 4, 2009

    No, BB is the Ball Brothers

  5. Seymour Robin · September 4, 2009

    Marvin is all mine and my secret…. Sarah will never give up her secrets!!!! Tweekerviille is on its way baby!! Ciao… Bella…

  6. Seymour Robin · September 4, 2009

    Blue Balls Brothers.. you are BBB??? OMG!!!!!!!! I now know what the real definition of the Better Business Bureau is!!!! Thank you BBB……for clearing that up for Sarah..

  7. Amy · September 4, 2009

    I think perhaps Marvin has lot of time to ponder what is wrong with others while others pay no mind to him, LMFAO Just a thought….

  8. Seymour Robin · September 4, 2009

    We can’t be too hard on Marvin… he clearly is mis guided… thus the explanation of Map Quest… Sarah…

  9. gregory hergert · January 14, 2010

    Marvin says that Simons law declares that the call you miss will be a million dollar award!

  10. Robin Seymour · January 18, 2010

    But Mr Greg… You didn’t pick up…so you will never know!!! Too Bad… Sarah B…

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