Servicing The Customer…


Customer service or servicing the customer… what is the difference…. Well for starters, the customer is the reason why we get up, get our asses dressed and down some caffeine and aspirin all at the same time, look in the mirror… throw some paint on or comb the hair over the spot that seems to be growing on top and say to ourselves… It’s show time folks… with that over eager look of hope…

Upon starting your day and by your third customer, you begin to realize that you can give all the customer service you want… but it is apparent that the customers want more, they want you to give them customer service and pay them for you give it to them… in addition, perhaps you can shine their shoes, carry their purse while they shop, hell, they will just give you the list of what they want, ask you to pour them a drink of top shelf adult beverage, request you pay the tab for the drink and do their shopping while they put their feet up and rest a bit…

When all is done, they will write a scathing complaint letter to your boss about how you didn’t look them in the eye, didn’t smile quite enough times and offended them because the drink you bought for them, wasn’t as strong as they felt it should have been… or my favorite, too strong and they got a ticket driving home and expect you to pay…

Today, we are taught to give good customer service, but we as customers have forgot how to be good customers, with stores fighting for our market share we have become arrogant and rude, intolerant to the person who is attempting to help you while at the checkout counter, or answer your questions at customer service… we as customers, have become spoiled children like Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory who wants it all now and doesn’t care who she yells at to get it… this is us… this is today’s customer…

When you shop today… who will you be… today’s customer or …

Ciao… Sarah B

 

Sooo… Sarah Says…


Artist Gregory HergertSooo… I thought it would be kind of fun to let you know what I was thinking today, because we all know lots of people like this… Sooo… Sarah Says…

Sarah Says… You really need to get a clue… as in, get a fucking clue!!!   Sarah wonders if you have any real clue about who you really are…  Yeah, you muffin…  Who you are, what you are and what you want to be when you grow up???  Cuz… Guess What????  You are all GROWN up….  So act grown up…and get a clue….Yes, this means you!!! 

Sarah Says…. What the hell???   No really, what the hell???  Just what the hell are you talking about and please tell me what the hell are you doing???  So, what the hell????  Sarah says, get a fucking clue so you can figure out what the hell you need to do and more importantly, why the hell you aren’t doing it…  because you aren’t so… stand on your own two feet and “please” get your ass on down the road and just do it… what the hell… 

Sarah Says… Why on earth should we care about you???  Are you that special and why should we give a shit about what you are thinking, doing and most importantly… What you are NOT doing… Sooo really, if you don’t care… then why should we???  I really think you should get a clue, figure out what the hell you want and then maybe we will care too… however, more importantly maybe, you will care… because right now you don’t…  so, you know what???  It’s  your call baby cakes….the balls in your court…

Sarah Says….  You are sometimes, just one big “whiny ass bitch”… and just why the fuck is that???  What do you really have to whine about and why are you just such a bitch???   Seriously… I think, you should get a fucking clue, figure out what the hell is your annoying problem,  fix it or quick worrying about if cuz all your whining does nothing more than makes you sound just like a bitch… and that makes you suck…  worse than any hoover I have ever used…

Sarah Says… You can do anything that you want and you don’t need anyone’s approval to do it, cuz we really don’t give a rats ass what you do, think, want, whine about, have no clue about or give a shit about…  I guess I could go on… but really, what is the point???  You aren’t paying attention anyway… cuz that would mean you would have to quit thinking about you and what everyone thinks  about you…  seems this statement is going in circles…  Next!!!

Sarah Says… Could you please just get a life… a real life…   Maybe even “your own” life…  Maybe stay out of everyone else’s life… quit worrying about what everyone else is or isn’t doing… because we are living our own lives???  So why don’t you quit worrying about what we are doing instead figure out what the hell you want to do…  then maybe we will give a fuck about you   Really though, if YOU would just shut your lame whiny ass trap, live your own life and keep your nose out of everyone else’s business… then maybe you will be happy???   Wow… what a concept, to be happy!!!   I know we would be happy if that would happen…

Sarah says to please just get over yourself and get on down the road baby cakes… Live life… Because, we are and we are tired of the fact that you don’t… Only you can change it baby…  So quit your bitching and do something about it for a change… Because  Sarah Says,  simply just shut the fuck up…. you just aren’t that important… and someone had to finally tell you… and I drew the short straw… so that is all for now…

Ciao Bella…  A Very Bitchy Ass Sarah B…

Sarah Says

Hello there… Sarah B here… Got a moment???


Artist Gregory Hergert Hello to all…I am Sarah B and you probably have been receiving my Blogs for a while now as I am coming up on one year of writing them in November…  I find different topics bring different readers and if you are taking the time to read them…  Then you must be as off kilter as I am…  for me to write them… and for you to comment on them… you must get them…  So sad, yet so fun…  I am someone who will actually “write out loud”… what often crosses your mind… Yet you don’t the balls or lack the couth to verbally say it not only out loud, but most times to anyone other than that special person inside your head…  You know who I am talking about… right???  We all got one baby… it is just a matter of if you are willing to admit it and let that special person out… or keep that person on lock down in side your head…

My suggestion is to slowly unlock that person inside your little peanut head…  let them out from time to time and you will find life can be a bit more entertaining and a whole lot more fun!!!  Sarah B likes to let that person out on a daily basis and take em for a walk thru any public place and then will write about those experiences… The world is full of humor… both Dark and Bright… Clean and Gutter… However… the real world is what Sarah B likes to write about… If you feel that you need fluff and buff this is not the “blog” for you… There is no fluff or buff when I talk about someone’s big ole cracker jack ass… And honey… look around and you will see lots of that once you take those damn rose color glasses off and start seeing things for how they really are…  Life isn’t fluff… it is more buff and it is the buff that is a hell of a lot more fun if you just let yourself enjoy it…and laugh about it!!!

I really wanted to take a moment to introduce myself for those of you from Twitter, Facebook and forwards that are starting to see the blog…  It is not a PC Blog… as the fucking word is NOT PC Baby… if you think it is… then you should read further into some of the past blogs that have been written… take a drive to the local Mall, Wal-Mart or even down the local Grocery store and really look around, pull your head outta your ass and your own self-absorbed world and open those ears and eyes baby and enjoy the  freak show of the real world…  you don’t need to turn on the TV for reality TV… it surrounds you and that is fun and it is what makes Sarah B Tick and write…  You… cuz you are part of that world!!!  So, don’t be surprised if at some point in reading one of my blogs… you have to stop and think… Hey… WTF…  I did that today… was that little bitch hanging over my shoulder and writing about me???  Perfect me???  Damn her… LOL… that is half the fun… learning to except that you are NO different than the rest of us and the real world… I just put it out there for the rest of us to laugh you for it!!!  After all, I am Sarah B… So please take a few minutes and share some your thoughts and I will write about it and it will be fun and you may or may not like the spin… but one thing is for sure… Someone will and someone will be sitting back laughing their fucking asses off secretly admitting to themselves…that they do that same thing or have done it..  

So, now you know just a tiny bit about this Blog… just enough to peak your interest… However… what I really want is to hear about your day!!!  Everyone is interesting and has something fun to share…  My job is to put it out there… So share…

Ciao

Sarah B

The Sarah B Crew