Interesting Quotes And Their True Meanings…


Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything…  Sarah says… boy does that bitch really does have everything, come on sister.. she’s got a play house, a Barbie mobile and best of all  a Ken dude that is made of plastic and hard, that she controls… and wow… I guess she does have everything, except batteries to keep Ken going…

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always…  Sarah says… Oh Baby cakes… Really, you didn’t know her first name was Ms.. not Miss Always… cuz now your ass is married and that makes your first name… Yes Dear…

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell…  Sarah say… Uh, really?  Do you think… what was your first clue???  Your day at the office???

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company…  Sarah says… well where do you wanna be… in the sunshine with you know… those types… or in the heat with your friends, sipping cocktails by the pool…watching the pool boy… who you know… screwed up too and ended up here servicing you… tough choice… but I a prone to the heat…

Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope?  If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!  Sarah says…  well she doesn’t want to step on toes… but come on… does it get any clearer that statement… and who is the Pope and exactly what does he does for a living… not quite sure on that and why has he never had sex???

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me…  Sarah says… LOL.. the true definition of religion… better to ask for forgiveness than permission…

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.  Sarah says… And your point??

He is a self-made man and worships his creator…  Sarah says.. Hey dude.. why does it need to be all about man and his creator… you self righteous bastard… don’t you know we made you… or I guess the correct term is own you…

When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.  Sarah says… put em on sister, you lame whiny ass bitches are giving the rest of us a bad name, so shut, buck up and do the job like the rest of us…

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.   Did Sarah here the words I do in this statement???

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants… Sarah says, Italian food is the best she has ever had… yum yum…

The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps.  Sarah says… no comment because common sense and not politics tells you this is a true statement and leave it at that…  because one thing Sarah has learned… is common sense really doesn’t matter…

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.   Sarah says… WTF… have you been listening to my phone calls lately???

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.  Sarah says… What???

Today is the last day of some of your life.   Sarah says… Wow… Really, that is the best you can come up with… dumb ass…

Ciao Bella… bite me… Sarah…

They Call Me… For A Reason…


They call me Bitch for a reason… Because I am… End of Blog…

I could leave it at that, but that would be incredibly stupid, just like the statement above is…  Often times I have found in life when one takes an assertive or firm stances on a topic and ones views… They are called a bitch… The same can be said of when someone take charge of their own lives and destiny, this too often causes one to be called a bitch…   That leads to ask, just what a bitch is???  Is a bitch someone who does what needs to be done, stay true to the course and takes no shit from anyone…  I think this is not a bitch but instead someone who is taking control, has goals and a plan to achieve them… I think intead, that this is a person who deals with things straight up and head on…

If this were a man we would call him, smart, aggressive and a go getter… but with women, we call this a bitch…  Maybe, we should see what Wikipedia’s definition of a bitch is… ” In literal, non slang use, Bitch is a term for female canines…. Hmmm,  let’s start on this statement…  If we are called bitches, then does that mean we are also female dogs???  So, we are also ugly, because we all use the term Dog, we typically refer to the meaning that you are so ugly as in “what a dog, you need a sack for her head to… hmmm, well… Dog to me, also means… What I think of some types of men, such as in “What a Dumb Ass Dog”… as in he can’t keep his zipper up whenever he smells a new bitch around him…in fact in my cell phone, several of my good male friends, have the labels “dumb-ass-dogs #1, #2 #3 & on after their names… just so I know which one of my bitches is calling today… lol… So in my book, the definition above of bitch is referring to “canines” and that tells me that a bitch is a dog, which seems to refers to a “Dog” which is in… “Dumb-Ass- Dog”…  so truly, the term bitch when in reference to canine, actually means man… so we women are not the bitch…

Wikipedia also states… this suggest a high sexual desire in a woman, compatible to a “bitch” in heat…  a bitch in heat… hmmm… sounds like a woman who just needs to get her kitty scratched so she can purr like a kitten… that doesn’t sounds like a bad thing, now does it???  What would sound bad is a bitch in heat suggesting someone wanting to get knocked up so she can trap some Dumb-Ass-Dog into taking care of her and her puppies she would be popping out…  that is not so nice… I will pass on being a “bitch in heat”… I can scratch my own kitty…

The other definition Wikipedia quotes is… In recent usage, the range has expanded to refer to a feminist context, Bitch, can indicate a Strong or Assertive Woman, one who may make men feel threatened… I find it truly amazing that this definition is exactly how I started out this blog, where Bitch is a strong woman…  I must disagree, a bitch is simply someone who for no reason at all is a just an arrogant, cocky, rude person…  This can refer to both a male or a female… They can both be a bitch in my book…

The last definition states, when applied to a man, “bitch” is a derogatory term for subordinate… So, it is saying that you are my bitch and I am your boss… Hmm, this is confusing because in essence, above , it stated a strong and assertive person would be the boss and they would be the bitch… So the subordinate could not be the bitch, right???  Seems to me that the word bitch has a lot of mixed connotations as to what it really means… However, we are all going to use the term “Bitch” when we feel the need to throw someone under the bus or get our point across or feel superior… For me, I am a Bitch but which definitions above apply, well depends on what time of day you ask me…

Ciao, Sarah B…

Every event made you who you are today Baby…


Artist Gregory HergertDo you ever stop and wonder why things are the way they are… and just how you got to this very moment in time???  What happened and what brought you to this very place where you are sitting at right now… reading this… tuning out the screaming child; pretending not to notice the stack of bills piled high on the kitchen counter and ignoring the out of area phone calls on your cell… gotta love whoever fucking invented caller ID,..don’t ya?  Sure has saved my ass more times than I care to think about from talking to someone I didn’t need to, nor want to or, be able to handle talking to at that time…  So,  how the hell did you get to this Blog???  This Blog that I know really grates on your nerves sometimes with the topics I choose, my opinions and the expressiveness that I choose to use…  However, here you sit, right…  Reading my nasty ass  Blog, I thought so…  And I thank you.. and I am very sincere…

Back to topic… The topic of what brought you here…  What events in your life made it possible for you to have this moment to sit and read with me???  I bet you don’t have a damn clue, do you???  Seriously…. sit back… take a sip of whatever it is that makes you feel better…  and think.. .think hard… think long… ( nice topic – oops, outside typing fingers again lol )  Think about it some more… Where you are today???   Do you like it???  It is where you thought you would be???  It is what you wanted???  Expected… desired???    I imagine not…  It so rarely is… the thing you  must think about is ,what exact events you chose, the Y’s in the road you took.. to get here.. to be sitting here..  reading…. not liking your life…   Your mind is starting to go isn’t it…  I can feel it, hear it.. can you?  Can you feel the wheels turning inside… spinning like a hamster on a wheel inside your head???  Is it really that bad to think about those thoughts, those events that brought you here??   Let’s just  say, you have had a really shitty week, month, year.. lost your house, car, mate… maybe a friend has exited your life..   You ARE thinking aren’t you…  Do you know what you are thinking about??  I do.. It is all about the bad shit that happened to you to get you here to this very moment…   Why is that??  Was it all bad??  I know there were some really fucked up events that happened.. that possibly you would do any bargaining in the world to change the outcome…  But, do you see what you did, when I asked you the question???  You ONLY thought of the bad events in your life… the ones that seemed to stand out above any and all positives… that happened to you, your family, loved ones, friends… co workers..  What about the Positives…..Why are those times are so easy to over look… aren’t they??  Why is that??   Is it because we are programmed to be self absorbed, self focused and to dwell on and throw yourself  our own pity parties??  Yes we are… and because of that we can really suck.. can’t we…

I feel that for every single shitty ass event that has ever happened in my entire life, for as far back as I can remember… a door slammed shut, a tear was cried… and a big door opened wide and a new opportunity happened and that new opportunity led me to the next sad moment that also opened a door and led me to a better opportunity… I, today, would NOT be the person I am and nor would you be whom you are without the bad events in our lives… What we as humans have to train ourselves is to not wallow in self pity, but instead, to open our eyes and see the opportunity that lies ahead of us and realize that we are who we are at this exact moment, the moment you sat down to read this because of every event and second in your life up to now… Those events made you whom you are…    If you are currently in  a fucked situation, know that it will be better and when you quit looking backwards and start looking forward, you will be amazed at how far you have come , survived and been through and know you are a better person for all the nasty ass times in life….

My glass in never half empty or half  full… it is always running over… and so should yours… or shut your trap and figure it out… cuz those of us who choose the power of postive thinking… Do not need or want those of you who are always looking behind you in your life… to drag us backwards… Please make a change and look ahead.. it is great up there…  Honey, don’t confuse what you just read… I didn’t say look up, you won’t find what you need lookng up… I said look ahead… It gets a lot fucking better ahead… Trust me…

Ciao Bella… Sarah B…

Art work of Gregory Hergert

Sooo… Sarah Says…


Artist Gregory HergertSooo… I thought it would be kind of fun to let you know what I was thinking today, because we all know lots of people like this… Sooo… Sarah Says…

Sarah Says… You really need to get a clue… as in, get a fucking clue!!!   Sarah wonders if you have any real clue about who you really are…  Yeah, you muffin…  Who you are, what you are and what you want to be when you grow up???  Cuz… Guess What????  You are all GROWN up….  So act grown up…and get a clue….Yes, this means you!!! 

Sarah Says…. What the hell???   No really, what the hell???  Just what the hell are you talking about and please tell me what the hell are you doing???  So, what the hell????  Sarah says, get a fucking clue so you can figure out what the hell you need to do and more importantly, why the hell you aren’t doing it…  because you aren’t so… stand on your own two feet and “please” get your ass on down the road and just do it… what the hell… 

Sarah Says… Why on earth should we care about you???  Are you that special and why should we give a shit about what you are thinking, doing and most importantly… What you are NOT doing… Sooo really, if you don’t care… then why should we???  I really think you should get a clue, figure out what the hell you want and then maybe we will care too… however, more importantly maybe, you will care… because right now you don’t…  so, you know what???  It’s  your call baby cakes….the balls in your court…

Sarah Says….  You are sometimes, just one big “whiny ass bitch”… and just why the fuck is that???  What do you really have to whine about and why are you just such a bitch???   Seriously… I think, you should get a fucking clue, figure out what the hell is your annoying problem,  fix it or quick worrying about if cuz all your whining does nothing more than makes you sound just like a bitch… and that makes you suck…  worse than any hoover I have ever used…

Sarah Says… You can do anything that you want and you don’t need anyone’s approval to do it, cuz we really don’t give a rats ass what you do, think, want, whine about, have no clue about or give a shit about…  I guess I could go on… but really, what is the point???  You aren’t paying attention anyway… cuz that would mean you would have to quit thinking about you and what everyone thinks  about you…  seems this statement is going in circles…  Next!!!

Sarah Says… Could you please just get a life… a real life…   Maybe even “your own” life…  Maybe stay out of everyone else’s life… quit worrying about what everyone else is or isn’t doing… because we are living our own lives???  So why don’t you quit worrying about what we are doing instead figure out what the hell you want to do…  then maybe we will give a fuck about you   Really though, if YOU would just shut your lame whiny ass trap, live your own life and keep your nose out of everyone else’s business… then maybe you will be happy???   Wow… what a concept, to be happy!!!   I know we would be happy if that would happen…

Sarah says to please just get over yourself and get on down the road baby cakes… Live life… Because, we are and we are tired of the fact that you don’t… Only you can change it baby…  So quit your bitching and do something about it for a change… Because  Sarah Says,  simply just shut the fuck up…. you just aren’t that important… and someone had to finally tell you… and I drew the short straw… so that is all for now…

Ciao Bella…  A Very Bitchy Ass Sarah B…

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