Hello there… Sarah B here… Got a moment???

Artist Gregory Hergert Hello to all…I am Sarah B and you probably have been receiving my Blogs for a while now as I am coming up on one year of writing them in November…  I find different topics bring different readers and if you are taking the time to read them…  Then you must be as off kilter as I am…  for me to write them… and for you to comment on them… you must get them…  So sad, yet so fun…  I am someone who will actually “write out loud”… what often crosses your mind… Yet you don’t the balls or lack the couth to verbally say it not only out loud, but most times to anyone other than that special person inside your head…  You know who I am talking about… right???  We all got one baby… it is just a matter of if you are willing to admit it and let that special person out… or keep that person on lock down in side your head…

My suggestion is to slowly unlock that person inside your little peanut head…  let them out from time to time and you will find life can be a bit more entertaining and a whole lot more fun!!!  Sarah B likes to let that person out on a daily basis and take em for a walk thru any public place and then will write about those experiences… The world is full of humor… both Dark and Bright… Clean and Gutter… However… the real world is what Sarah B likes to write about… If you feel that you need fluff and buff this is not the “blog” for you… There is no fluff or buff when I talk about someone’s big ole cracker jack ass… And honey… look around and you will see lots of that once you take those damn rose color glasses off and start seeing things for how they really are…  Life isn’t fluff… it is more buff and it is the buff that is a hell of a lot more fun if you just let yourself enjoy it…and laugh about it!!!

I really wanted to take a moment to introduce myself for those of you from Twitter, Facebook and forwards that are starting to see the blog…  It is not a PC Blog… as the fucking word is NOT PC Baby… if you think it is… then you should read further into some of the past blogs that have been written… take a drive to the local Mall, Wal-Mart or even down the local Grocery store and really look around, pull your head outta your ass and your own self-absorbed world and open those ears and eyes baby and enjoy the  freak show of the real world…  you don’t need to turn on the TV for reality TV… it surrounds you and that is fun and it is what makes Sarah B Tick and write…  You… cuz you are part of that world!!!  So, don’t be surprised if at some point in reading one of my blogs… you have to stop and think… Hey… WTF…  I did that today… was that little bitch hanging over my shoulder and writing about me???  Perfect me???  Damn her… LOL… that is half the fun… learning to except that you are NO different than the rest of us and the real world… I just put it out there for the rest of us to laugh you for it!!!  After all, I am Sarah B… So please take a few minutes and share some your thoughts and I will write about it and it will be fun and you may or may not like the spin… but one thing is for sure… Someone will and someone will be sitting back laughing their fucking asses off secretly admitting to themselves…that they do that same thing or have done it..  

So, now you know just a tiny bit about this Blog… just enough to peak your interest… However… what I really want is to hear about your day!!!  Everyone is interesting and has something fun to share…  My job is to put it out there… So share…


Sarah B

The Sarah B Crew


  1. Barney-J · October 31, 2009

    nice to know you Sarah

  2. Seymour Robin · October 31, 2009

    You Barney-J… I am pretty damn sure we have met before… many many life times ago…. Sarah… B

  3. The Ball Brothers · October 31, 2009

    We not only HAVE the balls…we ARE the Ball brothers!! Hang loose, Sarah!!

  4. Seymour Robin · October 31, 2009

    Your poor mis guided boy… You are over several hills… We all know you really don’t have balls… you have Turkey scrotums… dangling at your knees… You need to accept it… the rest of are forced to when you continue to wear shorts at the office… Ciao and keep em tucked up… Thank you Baby Jesus!!! Sarah B….

  5. Sue · November 2, 2009

    Loved it

  6. Seymour Robin · November 2, 2009

    Well….it is a damn good thing you did..cuz I am in my 40’s and would hate to tell you what I thought if you didn’t!! Ciao… Sarah B…

  7. Yolanda · November 2, 2009

    You are sucha bitch! That is why I love reading your shit.

  8. Seymour Robin · November 2, 2009

    That is the best compliment I can get! 😉

  9. Amy · November 6, 2009

    Sometimes, fluff is good and when things are really bad buff is better, LMFAO
    My friend is on lock down and you cant make me make it come out, LMAO

  10. Seymour Robin · November 6, 2009

    Lock down??? Lock down??? No wonder buff sounds so good to you right now… Unlock the key and let your friend out… oh what fun you will have… and if it is in the buff… keep it to yourself sister… Ciao, Sarah…

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  12. Crazy Dad · November 24, 2009

    Happy anniversary on your blogs keep em comin!

  13. Robin Seymour · November 24, 2009

    Just setting up a fan page on Facebook kiddo… so I can go Crazy and let it all out!!! Thanks for reading em kiddo… Luv ya!!

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